I try to do the right thing with money. Save a dollar here and there, clip some coupons. Buy ten gold chains instead of 20. Four summer homes instead of eight.

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If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Playing poker in their Quonset hut on Tinian, killing the last hours of the preatomic...

Playing poker in their Quonset hut on Tinian, killing the last hours of the preatomic...

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Some die too young, some die too old; the precept sounds strange, but die at...

Some die too young, some die too old; the precept sounds strange, but die at...

I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it...

I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it...

Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't...

Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such...

You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such...

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

Youth, large, lusty, loving - Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that...

Youth, large, lusty, loving - Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that...

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that...

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that...

Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

Money is a good servant but a bad master.

Money is a good servant but a bad master.

Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.

Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.