If you see a bandwagon, its too late.

Quote by James Goldsmith

Topics: Business Quotes, Funny Quotes

When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.

When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.

If you see a bandwagon, it's too late.

If you see a bandwagon, it's too late.

Tolerance it a tremendous virtue, but the immediate neighbors of tolerance are apathy and weakness.

Tolerance it a tremendous virtue, but the immediate neighbors of tolerance are apathy and weakness.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...

The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

In the end, everything is a gag.

In the end, everything is a gag.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?'...

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?'...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from...

There is something that falls short of perfection in every book, without exception, something influenced...

There is something that falls short of perfection in every book, without exception, something influenced...

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.

Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.

Like the warmth of the sun and the light of the day, may the luck...

Like the warmth of the sun and the light of the day, may the luck...