True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
Quote by La Rochefoucauld
A true friend is the most precious of all possessions and the one we take...
Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men...
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
An age at which many men are not quite common - at which they are...
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be...
Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament the...
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love...
We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would...
The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.
Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down...
You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the...
The necessary connexion of representatives with taxes, seems to have sunk deep into many of...
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they...