Quotes about Funny

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

#Funny, #Laughter

Ability is of little account without opportunity.

#Ability, #Funny

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

#Famous, #Funny

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

#Celebrity, #Egotism, #Funny

Ours is an age of criticism, to which everything must be subjected. The sacredness of...

#Age, #Funny

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

#Funny

Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss...

#Age, #Funny

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but...

#Funny, #Jokes

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

#Funny, #Sex

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

#Funny, #Women

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad...

#Funny, #God

Popular culture is the new Babylon, into which so much art and intellect now flow....

#Age, #Funny