One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Quote by Lady Astor

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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on...

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on...

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again...

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again...

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Man seeks to escape himself in myth, and does so by any means at his...

Man seeks to escape himself in myth, and does so by any means at his...

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

I know I was an alcoholic because I was preoccupied whether alcohol was going to...

I know I was an alcoholic because I was preoccupied whether alcohol was going to...

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.

By the worldly standards of public life, all scholars in their work are of course...

By the worldly standards of public life, all scholars in their work are of course...