When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a match down the gas tank, we should have known he'd grow up to make his living hurling verbal firebombs at presidents.

Quote by Larry Speakes

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

You don't tell us how to stage the news and we don't tell you how...

You don't tell us how to stage the news and we don't tell you how...

I would dodge, not lie, in the national interest.

I would dodge, not lie, in the national interest.

Being a press secretary is like learning to type: You're hunting and pecking for a...

Being a press secretary is like learning to type: You're hunting and pecking for a...

Those who talk don't know what is going on and those who know what is...

Those who talk don't know what is going on and those who know what is...

If knowledge is power, clandestine knowledge is power squared; it can be withheld, exchanged, and...

If knowledge is power, clandestine knowledge is power squared; it can be withheld, exchanged, and...

A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is...

A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is...

What one knows is, in youth, of little moment; they know enough who know how...

What one knows is, in youth, of little moment; they know enough who know how...

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument an exchange of ignorance.

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument an exchange of ignorance.

It is a sign of strength, not of weakness, to admit that you don't know...

It is a sign of strength, not of weakness, to admit that you don't know...

The art and science of asking questions is the source of all knowledge.

The art and science of asking questions is the source of all knowledge.

Leisure and curiosity might soon make great advances in useful knowledge, were they not diverted...

Leisure and curiosity might soon make great advances in useful knowledge, were they not diverted...

Some kind of philosophy is a necessity to all but the most thoughtless, and in...

Some kind of philosophy is a necessity to all but the most thoughtless, and in...

It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and of godlike men to...

It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and of godlike men to...

Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is enlightenment.

Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is enlightenment.

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows who has written...

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows who has written...

Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember; even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than...

Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember; even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than...

The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of...

The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of...

But because many endeavor to get knowledge rather than to live well, they are often...

But because many endeavor to get knowledge rather than to live well, they are often...

Universities are full of Knowledge; the freshmen bring a little in, the seniors take none...

Universities are full of Knowledge; the freshmen bring a little in, the seniors take none...

Knowledge is only potential power

Knowledge is only potential power