Quotes about Funny

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

#Funny, #Jokes

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

#Funny, #Humor

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

#Drink, #Funny

When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.

#Books, #Funny

By the worldly standards of public life, all scholars in their work are of course...

#Age, #Funny

I have been a believer in the magic of language since, at a very early...

#Age, #Funny

New needs need new techniques. And the modern artists have found new ways and new...

#Age, #Funny

A film is never really any good unless the camera is an eye in the...

#Funny, #Movies

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

#Age, #Funny, #Middle Class

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

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Someone asked someone who was about my age: How are you? The answer was, Fine....

#Age, #Funny

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

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