Quotes about Funny

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

#Funny, #Sarcastic

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

#Funny, #Sarcastic

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have...

#Funny, #God

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old...

#Friendship, #Funny

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

#Funny, #Life

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she...

#Funny, #Mom

I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It...

#Funny, #Wise

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

#Funny, #Smart

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

#Friendship, #Funny

The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth.

#Age, #Funny

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when...

#Funny, #Sister

Filth and old age, I'm sure you will agree, are powerful wardens upon chastity.

#Age, #Funny