Quotes about Funny

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm...

#Funny, #Running

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but...

#Funny, #People

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste...

#Funny, #Weekend

People change and forget to tell each other.

#Change, #Funny

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?

#Funny, #People

Mr. Right's coming.. but he's in Africa and he's walking!

#Boys, #Funny

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic...

#Age, #Funny

There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament the...

#Age, #Funny

I went on a children's roller coaster once when I was maybe 12-or some age...

#Age, #Funny

The more I look around and listen I realize that I'm not alone. We are...

#Age, #Funny

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose...

#Funny, #Marriage

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.

#Funny, #Weekend