Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living

Quote by Jean Kerr

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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What...

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What...

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for...

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for...

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just...

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all...

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it,...

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it,...

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that...

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that...

When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessary think of chairs.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessary think of chairs.

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...