Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

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There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and...

A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and...

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and...

A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and...

Congress: Bingo with billions

Congress: Bingo with billions

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens...

Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens...

You can't use tact with a Congressman! A Congressman is a hog! You must take...

You can't use tact with a Congressman! A Congressman is a hog! You must take...

During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the...

During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the...

Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that if...

Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that if...

Congress, the press, and the bureaucracy too often focus on how much money or effort...

Congress, the press, and the bureaucracy too often focus on how much money or effort...

The country and the Congress were misled into war. I regret that we were not...

The country and the Congress were misled into war. I regret that we were not...

Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that if...

Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that if...

Congress acknowledged that society's accumulated myths and fears about disability and disease are as handicapping...

Congress acknowledged that society's accumulated myths and fears about disability and disease are as handicapping...

Its a sad day when you have members of Congress who are literally criminals go...

Its a sad day when you have members of Congress who are literally criminals go...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Congress in session is Congress on public exhibition, whilst Congress in its committee-rooms is Congress...

Congress in session is Congress on public exhibition, whilst Congress in its committee-rooms is Congress...

It would be hard to blame you for having trouble taking much of what is...

It would be hard to blame you for having trouble taking much of what is...

I don't think it's the function of Congress to function well. It should drag its...

I don't think it's the function of Congress to function well. It should drag its...

Strive to make proposed solutions as self-executing as possible. As the degree of discretion increases,...

Strive to make proposed solutions as self-executing as possible. As the degree of discretion increases,...

During a political campaign everyone is concerned with what a candidate will do on this...

During a political campaign everyone is concerned with what a candidate will do on this...