A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.

Quote by Oliver Herford

Topics: Funny Quotes, Irish Quotes

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite...

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite...

There is no time like the pleasant.

There is no time like the pleasant.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric...

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric...

When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant...

When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant...

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.

A man is known by the silence he keeps.

A man is known by the silence he keeps.

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of...

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of...

Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

There is always room at the top - after the investigation.

There is always room at the top - after the investigation.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

Only the young die good.

Only the young die good.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man s: She changes it more often.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man s: She changes it more often.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't...

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't...

Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware...

Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware...

A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without...

A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without...