When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

Quote by Jean Harlow

Topics: Funny Quotes, Life Quotes

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.

I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.

I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

Whoever controls the volume of money in any country is absolute master of all industry...

Whoever controls the volume of money in any country is absolute master of all industry...

I fished a lot, dove a lot, boated a lot - and made Johnny Walker...

I fished a lot, dove a lot, boated a lot - and made Johnny Walker...

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

You are your greatest asset. Put your time, effort and money into training, grooming, and...

You are your greatest asset. Put your time, effort and money into training, grooming, and...

To me, film right now is dormant. It's a sleeping giant. It's the plaything of...

To me, film right now is dormant. It's a sleeping giant. It's the plaything of...

Nobody deserves this much money -- certainly not an actor.

Nobody deserves this much money -- certainly not an actor.

A Billion dollars isn't what it used to be

A Billion dollars isn't what it used to be

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on...

Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on...

As Calcutta smells of death and Bombay of Money, Bangkok smells of sex, but this...

As Calcutta smells of death and Bombay of Money, Bangkok smells of sex, but this...

When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way...

When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way...

Politicians never accuse you of 'greed' for wanting other people's money - only for wanting...

Politicians never accuse you of 'greed' for wanting other people's money - only for wanting...

For the loot, honey, for the loot.

For the loot, honey, for the loot.

If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you're free - however...

If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you're free - however...

The extravagant expenditure of public money is an evil not to be measured by the...

The extravagant expenditure of public money is an evil not to be measured by the...

The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else...

The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else...

Nobel prize money is a life-belt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the...

Nobel prize money is a life-belt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the...