Quotes about Funny

You're only as good as your last haircut.

#Funny

The most minor gifts and not a very high class way to earn a living....

#Age, #Funny

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...

#Chance, #Funny

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.

#Famous, #Funny

Good taste and humour...are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.

#Funny, #Humor

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that...

#Funny, #Women

Every age needs men who will redeem the time by living with a vision of...

#Age, #Funny

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

#Funny, #Jokes

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

#Funny, #Parents

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

#Age, #Funny

In this age of electronic money, investors are no longer seduced by a financial 'dance...

#Age, #Funny

Age is honourable and youth is noble.

#Age, #Funny