Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks

Quote by Jean Kerr

Topics: Funny Quotes, Men And Women Quotes, Speech Quotes

When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessary think of chairs.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessary think of chairs.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite...

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite...

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What...

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it,...

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it,...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption...

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a...

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a...

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along,...

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along,...

Habits are to the soul what the veins and arteries are to the blood, the...

Habits are to the soul what the veins and arteries are to the blood, the...

Those who are in the power of evil habits must conquer them as they can;...

Those who are in the power of evil habits must conquer them as they can;...

Habit is everything, even in love.

Habit is everything, even in love.