Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks

Quote by Jean Kerr

Topics: Funny Quotes, Men And Women Quotes, Speech Quotes

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What...

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for...

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for...

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician...

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician...

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it,...

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it,...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a...

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a...

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite...

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite...

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just...

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just...

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that...

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...