Quotes about Funny

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

#Drugs, #Funny

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going...

#Driving, #Funny

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

#Driving, #Funny, #Humor

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

#Alcohol, #Funny, #Humor

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

#Exercise, #Fitness, #Funny

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey...

#Age, #Funny

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

#Funny

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

#Funny

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...

#Age, #Funny

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...

#Age, #Funny

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

#Age, #Funny

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

#Age, #Funny