Quotes about Funny

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar...

#Dating, #Funny

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

#Funny, #Inspirational, #Life

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

#Funny, #Morning

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

#Funny, #Running

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to...

#Funny, #Marriage

My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took...

#Family, #Funny

You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow...

#Funny, #Get Well

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.

#Alcohol, #Funny

Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural...

#Funny, #Putdowns

Housekeeping ain't no joke

#Funny, #Jokes, #Saying

I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting...

#Funny, #Jokes

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It...

#Funny, #Jokes