Quotes about Funny

Improvement makes strait roads: but the crooked roads without Improvement are roads of Genius.

#Engineering, #Funny

If one age believes too much it is natural that another believes too little.

#Age, #Funny

With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

#Baseball, #Funny

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

#Funny, #Halloween

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall...

#Age, #Ageing, #Funny

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a...

#Boyfriend, #Funny

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say...

#Funny, #Thanksgiving

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but thats not why...

#Funny, #Science

Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.

#Business, #Funny

He who laughs, lasts.

#Funny, #Laughter

Most of the basic material a writer works with is acquired before the age of...

#Age, #Funny

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like...

#Funny