We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Quote by Will Rogers
A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...