We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Running Quotes

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...