We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Quote by Will Rogers
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...
Never miss a chance to shut up
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
Always drink upstream from the herd.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...
It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.