Quotes about Funny

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

#Death, #Funny

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

#Funny, #Life

Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.

#Funny, #Insults, #Sarcastic

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...

#Drink, #Funny

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

#Age, #Funny

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has...

#Funny, #Monday, #Sleep

Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

#Funny, #Humor, #Jokes

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...

#Fear, #Funny, #Kids

Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.

#Age, #Funny

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...

#Funny

Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of...

#Funny

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

#Funny