I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

Quote by Ron Kittle

Topics: Funny Quotes, Money Quotes

That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are...

That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are...

Must then Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no...

Must then Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no...

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Just at the age 'twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech, and speech is...

Just at the age 'twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech, and speech is...

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

We live in an increasingly sophisticated world that makes it difficult to make simple comments...

We live in an increasingly sophisticated world that makes it difficult to make simple comments...

Live in danger. Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius.

Live in danger. Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the...

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the...

No matter what age you are, or what your circumstances might be, you are special,...

No matter what age you are, or what your circumstances might be, you are special,...

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

Among the virtues and vices that make up the British character, we have one vice,...

Among the virtues and vices that make up the British character, we have one vice,...

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you...

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you...

You don't decide to build a church because you have money in the bank. You...

You don't decide to build a church because you have money in the bank. You...

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.