I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

Quote by Ron Kittle

Topics: Funny Quotes, Money Quotes

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad...

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad...

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the...

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the...

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up...

The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you...

The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you...

My breath is offensive to my wife; I am loathsome to my own brothers.

My breath is offensive to my wife; I am loathsome to my own brothers.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Hope is the dream of the waking man.

Hope is the dream of the waking man.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is...

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is...

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the...

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the...

Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm...

Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm...

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to...

If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts.

If opinions are like assholes, then a lot of opinions wear Ed Hardy shirts.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in...

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in...

A fool and his money are soon parted.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

For I don't care too much for money, For money can't buy me love.

For I don't care too much for money, For money can't buy me love.