I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

Quote by Ron Kittle

Topics: Funny Quotes, Money Quotes

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

The things which the child loves remain in the domain of the heart until old...

The things which the child loves remain in the domain of the heart until old...

Reach for the sky!

Reach for the sky!

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems,...

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems,...

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then...

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then...

Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but...

Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but...

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

Study without thought is vain: thought without study is dangerous.

Study without thought is vain: thought without study is dangerous.

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks....

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks....

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but...

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but...

I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of...

I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of...

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was.

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang....

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang....

When I had money, everyone called me brother

When I had money, everyone called me brother

There are probably several hundred thousand if we narrow the definition to include only those...

There are probably several hundred thousand if we narrow the definition to include only those...