Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?

Quote by Ron Alderson

Topics: Biking Quotes, Funny Quotes, Witty Quotes

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing,...

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing,...

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

The bicycle is the most efficient machine ever created. Converting calories into gas, a bicycle...

The bicycle is the most efficient machine ever created. Converting calories into gas, a bicycle...

Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.

Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.

Perhaps people, and kids especially, are spoiled today, because all the kids today have cars,...

Perhaps people, and kids especially, are spoiled today, because all the kids today have cars,...

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best,...

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best,...

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own,...

Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own,...

I relax by taking my bicycle apart and putting it back together again.

I relax by taking my bicycle apart and putting it back together again.

Well, you go to Holland and everybody's on a bike - nobody would think to...

Well, you go to Holland and everybody's on a bike - nobody would think to...

I really enjoy not getting in a car and running errands on bikes.

I really enjoy not getting in a car and running errands on bikes.

A lot of the biking sequences in the beginning, like going down the steps and...

A lot of the biking sequences in the beginning, like going down the steps and...

If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.

If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.

The secret to mountain biking is pretty simple. The slower you go the more likely...

The secret to mountain biking is pretty simple. The slower you go the more likely...

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

For me, it's like biking around the neighborhood, the walks and stuff, because I have...

For me, it's like biking around the neighborhood, the walks and stuff, because I have...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Gray is a crown of splendor: it is attained by a righteous life.

Gray is a crown of splendor: it is attained by a righteous life.

In school I was never the class clown, but more the class trapeze artist. I...

In school I was never the class clown, but more the class trapeze artist. I...