Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?

Quote by Ron Alderson

Topics: Biking Quotes, Funny Quotes, Witty Quotes

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

Well, you go to Holland and everybody's on a bike - nobody would think to...

Well, you go to Holland and everybody's on a bike - nobody would think to...

For me, it's like biking around the neighborhood, the walks and stuff, because I have...

For me, it's like biking around the neighborhood, the walks and stuff, because I have...

The bicycle is the most efficient machine ever created. Converting calories into gas, a bicycle...

The bicycle is the most efficient machine ever created. Converting calories into gas, a bicycle...

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best,...

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best,...

Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own,...

Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own,...

A lot of the biking sequences in the beginning, like going down the steps and...

A lot of the biking sequences in the beginning, like going down the steps and...

I relax by taking my bicycle apart and putting it back together again.

I relax by taking my bicycle apart and putting it back together again.

I really enjoy not getting in a car and running errands on bikes.

I really enjoy not getting in a car and running errands on bikes.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

The secret to mountain biking is pretty simple. The slower you go the more likely...

The secret to mountain biking is pretty simple. The slower you go the more likely...

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing,...

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing,...

Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.

Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.

Perhaps people, and kids especially, are spoiled today, because all the kids today have cars,...

Perhaps people, and kids especially, are spoiled today, because all the kids today have cars,...

If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can...

If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can...

If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.

If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.

[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere...

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere...

You must forgive in order to live.

You must forgive in order to live.