Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?

Quote by Ron Alderson

Topics: Biking Quotes, Funny Quotes, Witty Quotes

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can...

If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can...

I really enjoy not getting in a car and running errands on bikes.

I really enjoy not getting in a car and running errands on bikes.

The bicycle is the most efficient machine ever created. Converting calories into gas, a bicycle...

The bicycle is the most efficient machine ever created. Converting calories into gas, a bicycle...

Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own,...

Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own,...

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

The secret to mountain biking is pretty simple. The slower you go the more likely...

The secret to mountain biking is pretty simple. The slower you go the more likely...

If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can...

If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can...

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.

Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.

If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.

If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.

For me, it's like biking around the neighborhood, the walks and stuff, because I have...

For me, it's like biking around the neighborhood, the walks and stuff, because I have...

I relax by taking my bicycle apart and putting it back together again.

I relax by taking my bicycle apart and putting it back together again.

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best,...

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best,...

Perhaps people, and kids especially, are spoiled today, because all the kids today have cars,...

Perhaps people, and kids especially, are spoiled today, because all the kids today have cars,...

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing,...

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing,...

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of...

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of...

Study until 25, investigate until 40, profession until 60, at which age I would have...

Study until 25, investigate until 40, profession until 60, at which age I would have...

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope...

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...