Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?

Quote by Ron Alderson

Topics: Biking Quotes, Funny Quotes, Witty Quotes

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old...

I really enjoy not getting in a car and running errands on bikes.

I really enjoy not getting in a car and running errands on bikes.

Perhaps people, and kids especially, are spoiled today, because all the kids today have cars,...

Perhaps people, and kids especially, are spoiled today, because all the kids today have cars,...

Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own,...

Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own,...

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

A lot of the biking sequences in the beginning, like going down the steps and...

A lot of the biking sequences in the beginning, like going down the steps and...

Well, you go to Holland and everybody's on a bike - nobody would think to...

Well, you go to Holland and everybody's on a bike - nobody would think to...

The secret to mountain biking is pretty simple. The slower you go the more likely...

The secret to mountain biking is pretty simple. The slower you go the more likely...

If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can...

If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can...

Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.

Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best,...

It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best,...

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing,...

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing,...

I relax by taking my bicycle apart and putting it back together again.

I relax by taking my bicycle apart and putting it back together again.

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

For me, it's like biking around the neighborhood, the walks and stuff, because I have...

For me, it's like biking around the neighborhood, the walks and stuff, because I have...

If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.

If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.