Quotes about Fred Allen

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

#Fred Allen

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

#Fred Allen

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you...

#Fred Allen

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

#Fred Allen

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

#Fred Allen

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

#Fred Allen

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...

#Fred Allen

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

#Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

#Fred Allen

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

#Fred Allen

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...

#Fred Allen

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

#Fred Allen