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I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
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I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...
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I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...
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I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...
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I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you...
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
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Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...
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Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...
#Fred Allen
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...
#Fred Allen
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own...
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The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...
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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...
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