An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if...

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if...

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the...

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the...

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people...

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people...

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them...

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them...