Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

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Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people...

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people...

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is...

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is...

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the...

When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

I was not beautiful. When I went to Hollywood the beauties were people like Joan...

I was not beautiful. When I went to Hollywood the beauties were people like Joan...