Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too...

Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too...

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if...

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of...

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of...

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people...

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people...

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wife; and at forty,...

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wife; and at forty,...