I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
Quote by Fred Allen
Fred Allen Quotes
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy...
When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the...
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them...
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if...
Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...
Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.