Quotes about Fred Allen

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

#Fred Allen

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

#Fred Allen

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

#Fred Allen

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the...

#Fred Allen

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

#Fred Allen

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

#Fred Allen

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own...

#Fred Allen

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

#Fred Allen

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

#Fred Allen

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

#Fred Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them...

#Fred Allen

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of...

#Fred Allen