“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.Quote by Garrison KeillorTopics: Quotes about Garrison KeillorShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
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