Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

Quote by Fred Allen

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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of...

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of...

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the...

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the...

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you...

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is...

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories...

Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories...

He [Mickey Mouse] popped out of my mind onto a drawing pad 20 years ago...

He [Mickey Mouse] popped out of my mind onto a drawing pad 20 years ago...