Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

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I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the...

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

When you look at a city, it's like reading the hopes, aspirations and pride of...

When you look at a city, it's like reading the hopes, aspirations and pride of...

The crowds in the big towns, with their mild, knobby faces, their bad teeth and...

The crowds in the big towns, with their mild, knobby faces, their bad teeth and...