The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.
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Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.
I'm not afraid of heights, deep water, or love. I'm afraid of falling, drowning, and...
Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.
Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.
The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...
Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions,...
TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like...
That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'
That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its...
Turning on the TV: 10% to watch shows and 90% to use it as background...
Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...
Get off Facebook while in church.
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...
The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.
It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give.
That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be...
Its funny how; The one person you'd take a bullet for...Tends to always be the...
Fake friends are autumn leaves; they are scattered everywhere.
LOVE ya enemies and HATE ya friends, ya enemies remain the SAME ya friends always...
If a problem cannot be solved, enlarge it.