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If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...
#Facebook Status
'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.
#Facebook Status
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#Life
Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.
#Facebook Status
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#Life
The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...
#Facebook Status
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#Heart Touching
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#Pain
I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.
#Cheating
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#Facebook Status
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#Honesty
Men hate women because we always know where things are.
#Facebook Status
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#Life
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#Women
Dear cupid, next time hit us both!
#Facebook Status
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#Love
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#Relationships
Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...
#Facebook Status
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#Music
If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...
#College
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#Facebook Status
Out of all the things I have shoved into my glove compartment, not one of...
#Facebook Status
Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.
#Facebook Status
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#Life
Get off Facebook while in church.
#Facebook Status
Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi...
#Facebook Status
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#Music
Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...
#Facebook
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#Facebook Status
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#Funny Facebook Status
That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...
#Facebook Status
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#Food
When I have bad dreams I wake up pissed at the person in real life...
#Dreams
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#Facebook Status
I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...
#Facebook Status
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#Funny
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#Song
When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you...
#Facebook Status
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