Quotes about Facebook Status

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

#Facebook Status

If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...

#Facebook Status

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

#Facebook Status

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

#Facebook Status, #Life

'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.

#Facebook Status, #Life

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears...

#Facebook Status, #Heart Touching, #Pain

I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

#Cheating, #Facebook Status, #Honesty

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

#Facebook Status, #Life, #Women

Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...

#Facebook Status, #Music

Dear cupid, next time hit us both!

#Facebook Status, #Love, #Relationships

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...

#College, #Facebook Status

Out of all the things I have shoved into my glove compartment, not one of...

#Facebook Status