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Topics: Facebook Status Quotes

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

Seeing quotes and thinking, oh thank god im not the only one!

Seeing quotes and thinking, oh thank god im not the only one!

If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate...

If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

Exercise is not: Jumping to conclusions, running off at the mouth, stretching the truth, bending...

Exercise is not: Jumping to conclusions, running off at the mouth, stretching the truth, bending...

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.

That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.

It's a Facebook status not a diary. Learn the difference....

It's a Facebook status not a diary. Learn the difference....

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

Dear iPod, when I put you on shuffle, what I really mean is play my...

Dear iPod, when I put you on shuffle, what I really mean is play my...

My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...

My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...

That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt...

That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...