It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.
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If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...
Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?
If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.
If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row,...
Find the baddest bitch and get her number I don't even call her, feel like...
That one bug that no matter how times you hit, just won't die.
Dear cupid, next time hit us both!
Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'
That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just...
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like...
So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...
A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.
It's a Facebook status not a diary. Learn the difference....
The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.
It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose...
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find...
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear
Dont marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you...
6 keys to a relationship: Friendship, freedom, honesty, trust, understanding and communication.