Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes, I Hate Life Quotes

My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...

My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else...

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else...

Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'

Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...

Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...

Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...

Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...

Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they...

Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an...

Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an...

That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.

That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.

Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.

Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.

I'm not afraid of heights, deep water, or love. I'm afraid of falling, drowning, and...

I'm not afraid of heights, deep water, or love. I'm afraid of falling, drowning, and...

Letting the water run down my arms when I'm in the shower so it looks...

Letting the water run down my arms when I'm in the shower so it looks...

It's a Facebook status not a diary. Learn the difference....

It's a Facebook status not a diary. Learn the difference....

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention...

If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention...

If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate...

If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse...I'll win, I always win

Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse...I'll win, I always win