Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate...

If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate...

Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...

Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...

Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.

Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.

That awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized...

That awkward moment when you get mad at someone and slam the door then realized...

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in...

One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in...

Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, 'Try not to act...

Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, 'Try not to act...

Don't worry about who I'm with in my space time if you're not working on...

Don't worry about who I'm with in my space time if you're not working on...

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out...

When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out...

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your...

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use...

4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use...

Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse...I'll win, I always win

Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse...I'll win, I always win