Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Yawning is like our bodies way of saying 15% battery left.

Yawning is like our bodies way of saying 15% battery left.

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else...

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else...

That awkward moment when you don't want to come out of your room because there...

That awkward moment when you don't want to come out of your room because there...

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...

Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...

Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...

If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate...

If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate...

Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a...

Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a...

Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they...

Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...

Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...

4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use...

4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use...

I want a relationship. A real, pure, loving, honest relationship. I'm not lonely or desperate,...

I want a relationship. A real, pure, loving, honest relationship. I'm not lonely or desperate,...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say,...

The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say,...

That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.

That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.

Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'

Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse...I'll win, I always win

Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse...I'll win, I always win