Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
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Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make...
I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.
When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...
Am I the only one that really hopes Drake will one day make a Degrassi...
A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.
They say real girls ain't never perfect, perfect girls ain't never real.
Seeing quotes and thinking, oh thank god im not the only one!
That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt...
That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...
Listening to someone telling a story and thinking to yourself, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie,...
I never use the little twist ties to close a bag of bread...I just spin...
Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a...
Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.
When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...
Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part.
That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
Let's play a game of whose life sucks worse...I'll win, I always win