I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night, I hate leaving it in the morning.

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes, Good Morning Quotes

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.

Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get...

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you...

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you...

The sad moment when you return to your boring and ordinary life after watching an...

The sad moment when you return to your boring and ordinary life after watching an...

The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say,...

The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say,...

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...

Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...

Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...

Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will...

Having a super shakey ceiling fan, and accepting the fact that one day it will...

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.

Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention...

If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention...

That awkward moment when you don't want to come out of your room because there...

That awkward moment when you don't want to come out of your room because there...

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

A boyfriend should always send you a goodmorning and goodnight text even if you don't...

A boyfriend should always send you a goodmorning and goodnight text even if you don't...

A morning text doesn't only mean 'Good morning.' It also means 'I think about you...

A morning text doesn't only mean 'Good morning.' It also means 'I think about you...