Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Quote by Franklin Pierce Adams

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs...

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs...

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of...

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of...

The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with...

The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with...

Having imagination it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that if you were...

Having imagination it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that if you were...

You do not know what you can miss before you try.

You do not know what you can miss before you try.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather...

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather...

It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I...

It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I...

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.

Where annual elections end, there slavery begins

Where annual elections end, there slavery begins

If the United States of America or Britain is having elections, they don't ask for...

If the United States of America or Britain is having elections, they don't ask for...

What is it we all seek for in an election? To answer its real purposes,...

What is it we all seek for in an election? To answer its real purposes,...

Each candidate behaved well in the hope of being judged worthy of election. However, this...

Each candidate behaved well in the hope of being judged worthy of election. However, this...

I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are...

I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are...

The Democrats think Republicans are stealing elections. The Republicans think Democrats are stealing elections. And...

The Democrats think Republicans are stealing elections. The Republicans think Democrats are stealing elections. And...

I can't let important policy decisions hinge on the fact that an election is coming...

I can't let important policy decisions hinge on the fact that an election is coming...

An election cannot give a country a firm sense of direction if it has two...

An election cannot give a country a firm sense of direction if it has two...

An election cannot give a country a firm sense of direction if it has two...

An election cannot give a country a firm sense of direction if it has two...

I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are...

I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are...

This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States!

This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States!

A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I...

A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I...