I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

Quote by Chi Chi

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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her...

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her...

Popular culture is the new Babylon, into which so much art and intellect now flow....

Popular culture is the new Babylon, into which so much art and intellect now flow....

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.

Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.

In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to liberty; he...

In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to liberty; he...

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so...

I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so...

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then...

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then...

I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he...

I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that...

Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that...

You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what...

You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what...

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.

Middle age is when youre faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...

Middle age is when youre faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

You can sum up this sport boxing in two words: You never know.

You can sum up this sport boxing in two words: You never know.

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing...

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing...

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.