I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

Quote by Chi Chi

Topics: Funny Quotes, Golf Quotes

Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you...

Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf...

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings,...

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings,...

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...

I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.

I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an...

I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an...

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on...

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on...

It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But...

It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But...

Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down...

Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down...

The things which the child loves remain in the domain of the heart until old...

The things which the child loves remain in the domain of the heart until old...

Some die too young, some die too old; the precept sounds strange, but die at...

Some die too young, some die too old; the precept sounds strange, but die at...

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult...

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult...

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such...

No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such...