I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

Quote by Chi Chi

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Challenging snow is one of my favorite kinds of skiing, and I like being able...

Challenging snow is one of my favorite kinds of skiing, and I like being able...

It looked as if a night of dark intent Was coming, and not only a...

It looked as if a night of dark intent Was coming, and not only a...

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add...

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add...

Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.

You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking...

You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking...

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise...

Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise...

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

Folks, the President needs a break. Hes like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil...

Folks, the President needs a break. Hes like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil...

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to...

Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to...

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.

The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.

Miss a putt for $2,000? Not likely!

Miss a putt for $2,000? Not likely!