I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

Quote by Chi Chi

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

Catholics are necessarily at war with this age. That we are not more conscious of...

Catholics are necessarily at war with this age. That we are not more conscious of...

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see...

Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in...

Before a clock was in the tower, Or e'er a watch was worn; I knew...

Before a clock was in the tower, Or e'er a watch was worn; I knew...

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to...

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to...

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said...

So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said...

Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.

Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.

The thing is, you see all the money that's available out there. I see where...

The thing is, you see all the money that's available out there. I see where...

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.