I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

Quote by Chi Chi

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The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is...

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is...

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but...

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but...

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to...

To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then...

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week...

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week...

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not...

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not...

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are...

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are...

Age is not all decay; it is the ripening, the swelling, of the fresh life...

Age is not all decay; it is the ripening, the swelling, of the fresh life...

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

In an age when man has forgotten his origins and is blind even to his...

In an age when man has forgotten his origins and is blind even to his...

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

The body is at its best between the ages of thirty and thirty-five; the mind...

The body is at its best between the ages of thirty and thirty-five; the mind...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the...

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.

I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught...

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught...