Theres one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbors.
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Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?
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For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!
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A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
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My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well...
Learn to live well, or fairly make your will; you played, and loved, and ate,...
You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such...
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of...
Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.