You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the difference.

Quote by Robert Paul

Topics: Funny Quotes, Wisdom Quotes

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Love is the heart of the soul.

Love is the heart of the soul.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and...

Instead of hitting the garage door button, I hit the overhead light...then sat there and...

I have been a believer in the magic of language since, at a very early...

I have been a believer in the magic of language since, at a very early...

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Be strong! We are not here to play, to dream, to drift; We have hard...

Be strong! We are not here to play, to dream, to drift; We have hard...