The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.

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If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice...

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice...

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably...

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably...

The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin...

The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin...

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly...

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly...

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second...

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second...

Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving...

Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving...

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.

Good advertising does not just circulate information. It penetrates the public mind with desires and...

Good advertising does not just circulate information. It penetrates the public mind with desires and...

Putting beautiful typefaces on weak ad .. Is like Putting make-up on a corpse it...

Putting beautiful typefaces on weak ad .. Is like Putting make-up on a corpse it...

The greatest thing to be achieved in advertising, in my opinion, is believability, and nothing...

The greatest thing to be achieved in advertising, in my opinion, is believability, and nothing...

Democratic nations must try to find ways to starve the terrorist and the hijacker of...

Democratic nations must try to find ways to starve the terrorist and the hijacker of...

Many manufacturers secretly question whether advertising really sells their product, but are vaguely afraid that...

Many manufacturers secretly question whether advertising really sells their product, but are vaguely afraid that...

If commerce is the engine of our economy, then advertising is the spark. Responsible advertisers...

If commerce is the engine of our economy, then advertising is the spark. Responsible advertisers...

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

Advertisements are now so numerous that they are very negligently perused, and it is therefore...

Advertisements are now so numerous that they are very negligently perused, and it is therefore...

Advertising is what you do when you can't go see somebody. That's all it is.

Advertising is what you do when you can't go see somebody. That's all it is.

There is a huge difference between journalism and advertising. Journalism aspires to truth. Advertising is...

There is a huge difference between journalism and advertising. Journalism aspires to truth. Advertising is...