The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.

Quote by Norman R Augustine

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Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second...

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second...

Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving...

Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving...

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin...

The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin...

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably...

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably...

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly...

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly...

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice...

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice...

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

Millions of dollars' worth of advertising shows such little respect for the reader's intelligence that...

Millions of dollars' worth of advertising shows such little respect for the reader's intelligence that...

Putting beautiful typefaces on weak ad .. Is like Putting make-up on a corpse it...

Putting beautiful typefaces on weak ad .. Is like Putting make-up on a corpse it...

Many manufacturers secretly question whether advertising really sells their product, but are vaguely afraid that...

Many manufacturers secretly question whether advertising really sells their product, but are vaguely afraid that...

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

What really decides consumers to buy or not to buy is the content of your...

What really decides consumers to buy or not to buy is the content of your...

A man who stops advertising to save money is like a man who stops a...

A man who stops advertising to save money is like a man who stops a...

Folks with their wits about them knew that advertisements were just a pack of lies...

Folks with their wits about them knew that advertisements were just a pack of lies...

Advertisers, not governments, are the primary censors of media content in the United States today.

Advertisers, not governments, are the primary censors of media content in the United States today.

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

Advertising is a non-moral force, like electricity, which not only illuminates but electrocutes. Its worth...

Advertising is a non-moral force, like electricity, which not only illuminates but electrocutes. Its worth...

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

Few people at the beginning of the nineteenth century needed an adman to tell them...

Few people at the beginning of the nineteenth century needed an adman to tell them...