The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.

Quote by Norman R Augustine

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If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice...

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice...

The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin...

The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin...

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second...

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second...

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving...

Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving...

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly...

There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly...

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably...

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably...

Perfection is the child of time

Perfection is the child of time

Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip...

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip...

All things grow with time - except grief.

All things grow with time - except grief.

The law is like apparel, which alters with the time

The law is like apparel, which alters with the time

No artist is ahead of his time. He 'is' his time; it is just that...

No artist is ahead of his time. He 'is' his time; it is just that...

Difficult times have helped me to understand better than before, how infinitely rich and beautiful...

Difficult times have helped me to understand better than before, how infinitely rich and beautiful...

He who yields to his times acts wisely

He who yields to his times acts wisely

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a...

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a...

Since Time is not a person we can overtake when he is gone, let us...

Since Time is not a person we can overtake when he is gone, let us...

Accusing the times is but excusing ourselves

Accusing the times is but excusing ourselves