I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

Quote by Robert Paul

Topics: Funny Quotes, Work Quotes

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

Love is the heart of the soul.

Love is the heart of the soul.

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

It [the computer] is the first metamedium, and as such it has degrees of freedom...

It [the computer] is the first metamedium, and as such it has degrees of freedom...

It (the computer) is a medium that can dynamically simulate the details of any other...

It (the computer) is a medium that can dynamically simulate the details of any other...

I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool...

I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool...

Computer programmers do it byte by byte

Computer programmers do it byte by byte

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a...

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a...

Trying to save ecosystems has more to do with changing egosystems.

Trying to save ecosystems has more to do with changing egosystems.

We think computing ought to be like a telephone or a water tap or a...

We think computing ought to be like a telephone or a water tap or a...

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show...