I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
Quote by Robert Paul
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...
You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...
So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...
Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...
A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...
When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
Love is the heart of the soul.
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years...
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...
So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said...
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having...
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points
The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable...
I speak two languages, Body and English.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.