Quotes by Robert Paul

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

#Funny, #Women

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

#Funny, #Jokes

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

#Funny, #Jokes

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

#Funny, #Jokes

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

#Funny, #Work

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

#Computers, #Funny

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

#Computers, #Funny

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

#Computers, #Funny

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

#Funny, #Wisdom

Love is the heart of the soul.

#Funny, #Love

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

#Funny, #Work

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

#Christmas, #Funny