Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
Quote by Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely...
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them...
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love,...
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the...
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we...
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
When you become senile, you won't know it.
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because...
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is...
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the...
My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for...
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once...
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is...
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same...