Love is the heart of the soul.

Quote by Robert Paul

Topics: Funny Quotes, Love Quotes

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life.

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life.

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

It is easy to become a monk in one's old age.

It is easy to become a monk in one's old age.

She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the...

She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the...

We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me...

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

A man at work, making something which he feels will exist because he is working...

A man at work, making something which he feels will exist because he is working...