Love is the heart of the soul.

Quote by Robert Paul

Topics: Funny Quotes, Love Quotes

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.

What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.

I dream for a living.

I dream for a living.

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut...

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut...

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit

Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met...

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met...

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...