Love is the heart of the soul.

Quote by Robert Paul

Topics: Funny Quotes, Love Quotes

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it...

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the...

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

You know you''re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by...

Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by...

There are only two seasons - winter and baseball.

There are only two seasons - winter and baseball.

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man...

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man...

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them:...

I avoid talking before the youth of the age as I would dancing before them:...

The golden age is before us, not behind us.

The golden age is before us, not behind us.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Here Greek and Roman find themselves alive along these crowded shelves; and Shakespeare treads again...

Here Greek and Roman find themselves alive along these crowded shelves; and Shakespeare treads again...

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long...

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long...

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy