I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!

Quote by Bill Watterson

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Reality continues to ruin my life.

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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

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