Letting the water run down my arms when I'm in the shower so it looks like I'm shooting water out of my fingertips...

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...

My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.

Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.

I want a relationship. A real, pure, loving, honest relationship. I'm not lonely or desperate,...

I want a relationship. A real, pure, loving, honest relationship. I'm not lonely or desperate,...

It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the...

It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the...

Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'

Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

If I am ever in the middle of a shooting, i'll just lay on the...

If I am ever in the middle of a shooting, i'll just lay on the...

Out of all the things I have shoved into my glove compartment, not one of...

Out of all the things I have shoved into my glove compartment, not one of...

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

Yawning is like our bodies way of saying 15% battery left.

Yawning is like our bodies way of saying 15% battery left.

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...