“There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a dinosaur until it wakes up.Topics: Quotes about Facebook Status, Quotes about Shit HappensShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.#Cheating, #Facebook Status, #Honesty
Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.#Keeping It Real, #Shit Happens