There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a dinosaur until it wakes up.

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Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.

Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.

Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag...

Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag...

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...

Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on...

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your...

Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear...

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.

It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.

Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...

Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.

That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...