A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped you first so I win.

Topics: Breakup Quotes, Facebook Quotes

Losing me will hurt; it will be the kind of pain that won't feel real...

Losing me will hurt; it will be the kind of pain that won't feel real...

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex...

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex...

Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And...

Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And...

On a scale of 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?

On a scale of 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?

To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.

To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.

Consider me a memory, consider me the past. Consider me a smile in an old...

Consider me a memory, consider me the past. Consider me a smile in an old...

You still mean everything to me. You're just not worth the fight anymore...

You still mean everything to me. You're just not worth the fight anymore...

If you left me without a reason don't come back with an excuse.

If you left me without a reason don't come back with an excuse.

Breakups aren't always meant for makeups, sometimes, they're meant for wakeups...

Breakups aren't always meant for makeups, sometimes, they're meant for wakeups...

You cant blame them for walking away, if you didnt do enough to make them...

You cant blame them for walking away, if you didnt do enough to make them...

There came a time when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more...

There came a time when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more...

The fact that my ex became very unattractive after our breakup aided in the process...

The fact that my ex became very unattractive after our breakup aided in the process...

I touch my heart and feel it start to crack, I guess this is how...

I touch my heart and feel it start to crack, I guess this is how...

My next breakup line 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.'

My next breakup line 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.'

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...

You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you...

You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you...

The better the relationship...the worse the breakup.

The better the relationship...the worse the breakup.

If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.

If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially...

Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially...