A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped you first so I win.

Topics: Breakup Quotes, Facebook Quotes

Losing me will hurt; it will be the kind of pain that won't feel real...

Losing me will hurt; it will be the kind of pain that won't feel real...

The fact that my ex became very unattractive after our breakup aided in the process...

The fact that my ex became very unattractive after our breakup aided in the process...

You still mean everything to me. You're just not worth the fight anymore...

You still mean everything to me. You're just not worth the fight anymore...

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...

Every breakup is just another opportunity to do it right the next time.

Every breakup is just another opportunity to do it right the next time.

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to...

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to...

Take a second out to think about this: in your life you search and search...

Take a second out to think about this: in your life you search and search...

You cant blame them for walking away, if you didnt do enough to make them...

You cant blame them for walking away, if you didnt do enough to make them...

Days pass and feelings fade, Im wondering if you regret that decision you made.

Days pass and feelings fade, Im wondering if you regret that decision you made.

Consider me a memory, consider me the past. Consider me a smile in an old...

Consider me a memory, consider me the past. Consider me a smile in an old...

You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you...

You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you...

Breakups aren't always meant for makeups, sometimes, they're meant for wakeups...

Breakups aren't always meant for makeups, sometimes, they're meant for wakeups...

The better the relationship...the worse the breakup.

The better the relationship...the worse the breakup.

I touch my heart and feel it start to crack, I guess this is how...

I touch my heart and feel it start to crack, I guess this is how...

There's nothing that'll turn a bad day worse like a breakup.

There's nothing that'll turn a bad day worse like a breakup.

You cant just 'steal' anyone from anybody...They were probably already prepared to leave, you're just...

You cant just 'steal' anyone from anybody...They were probably already prepared to leave, you're just...

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex...

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex...

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube.

It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube.