A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped you first so I win.

Topics: Breakup Quotes, Facebook Quotes

Breakups aren't always meant for makeups, sometimes, they're meant for wakeups...

Breakups aren't always meant for makeups, sometimes, they're meant for wakeups...

Consider me a memory, consider me the past. Consider me a smile in an old...

Consider me a memory, consider me the past. Consider me a smile in an old...

Days pass and feelings fade, Im wondering if you regret that decision you made.

Days pass and feelings fade, Im wondering if you regret that decision you made.

On a scale of 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?

On a scale of 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?

The fact that my ex became very unattractive after our breakup aided in the process...

The fact that my ex became very unattractive after our breakup aided in the process...

Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And...

Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And...

The better the relationship...the worse the breakup.

The better the relationship...the worse the breakup.

If you left me without a reason don't come back with an excuse.

If you left me without a reason don't come back with an excuse.

My next breakup line 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.'

My next breakup line 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.'

Take a second out to think about this: in your life you search and search...

Take a second out to think about this: in your life you search and search...

Every breakup is just another opportunity to do it right the next time.

Every breakup is just another opportunity to do it right the next time.

You still mean everything to me. You're just not worth the fight anymore...

You still mean everything to me. You're just not worth the fight anymore...

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to...

Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to...

I think that after a breakup, cell providers should automatically make it impossible to drunk...

I think that after a breakup, cell providers should automatically make it impossible to drunk...

To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.

To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.

I touch my heart and feel it start to crack, I guess this is how...

I touch my heart and feel it start to crack, I guess this is how...

You cant blame them for walking away, if you didnt do enough to make them...

You cant blame them for walking away, if you didnt do enough to make them...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.

I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.

Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they...

Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they...