A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped you first so I win.

Topics: Breakup Quotes, Facebook Quotes

Breakups aren't always meant for makeups, sometimes, they're meant for wakeups...

Breakups aren't always meant for makeups, sometimes, they're meant for wakeups...

There came a time when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more...

There came a time when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more...

If you left me without a reason don't come back with an excuse.

If you left me without a reason don't come back with an excuse.

The fact that my ex became very unattractive after our breakup aided in the process...

The fact that my ex became very unattractive after our breakup aided in the process...

On a scale of 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?

On a scale of 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...

Take a second out to think about this: in your life you search and search...

Take a second out to think about this: in your life you search and search...

I think that after a breakup, cell providers should automatically make it impossible to drunk...

I think that after a breakup, cell providers should automatically make it impossible to drunk...

If you leave someone at least tell them why, because what's more painful than being...

If you leave someone at least tell them why, because what's more painful than being...

Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And...

Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And...

Losing me will hurt; it will be the kind of pain that won't feel real...

Losing me will hurt; it will be the kind of pain that won't feel real...

Days pass and feelings fade, Im wondering if you regret that decision you made.

Days pass and feelings fade, Im wondering if you regret that decision you made.

You still mean everything to me. You're just not worth the fight anymore...

You still mean everything to me. You're just not worth the fight anymore...

My next breakup line 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.'

My next breakup line 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, you.'

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex...

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex...

There's nothing that'll turn a bad day worse like a breakup.

There's nothing that'll turn a bad day worse like a breakup.

You cant just 'steal' anyone from anybody...They were probably already prepared to leave, you're just...

You cant just 'steal' anyone from anybody...They were probably already prepared to leave, you're just...

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get...

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...