This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

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Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.