Quotes about Earl Wilson

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

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A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

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A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

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You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

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Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

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To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

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This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

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The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

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The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...

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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

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Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

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