One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

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This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. We have skirted the issue.

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been...

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...