To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

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The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it...

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in...

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful...

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice...

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.